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Being Funny: Do's and Don'ts

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kari-shma:

DO: Drop your pants.
DON’T: Drop your underpants.

DO: Tell a joke.
DON’T: Tell the same joke again because this time you think you remember how the punch line goes.

DO: Slip on a banana peel, fall down.
DON’T: Slip on a banana peel, fall down, impale yourself on an upturned rake, die.

DO: Tell a joke about your mother-in-law.
DON’T: Tell a joke about your mother-in-law to your mother-in-law.

DO: Hit someone in the face with a pie.
DON’T: Hit someone in the face.

DO: Talk about that time you ate Moon Pies in Poukipsie with Morty and Gert.
DON’T: Talk about that time you had soup in Denver with Bob and Mary.

DO: Quote Groucho Marx.
DON’T: Quote Karl Mark.

via: Shoebox Blog