May 2012
a Southern Baptist bra
A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy’s in New York City . He tells the sales lady, ‘I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size—34B.’
With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, ‘What kind of bra?’ He repeats, ‘A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would know what she...
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NASCAR, DOT urge NC drivers to 'Click It or... →
A sheriff’s deputy stops a NASCAR driver racing around the Charlotte Motor Speedway and asks, “Are you buckled?” The driver answers emphatically, “Always.”
“Use what talents you possess. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang...”
– Zingers by Croft M. Pentz
“The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.”
– Confucius
“I believe the single most significant decision I can make on a day-to-day basis...”
– Charles R. Swindoll
“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely...”
– Martin Buxbaum
“Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called...”
– Tim McMahon
“A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon...”
– Washington Irving
North Carolina citizens: if you voted on 5/8, thank you & congratulations. Whether your candidate or policy won or was defeated, you made a choice and participated in the political process.
This afternoon a youth group from my parent’s church came to their house and sang several songs for them. They also brought some homemade bread and a dessert. After they left, my Dad made a statement that got my attention. He said, “It feels good to be remembered.” Dad’s mobility is continuing to decline, and my parents have not felt able to attend a church service in...
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably...”
– Zig Ziglar
“The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who...”
– Lloyd Jones
April 2012
“Part-time faith, like a part-time job, will not fully support you.”
–
Zingers
by Croft M. Pentz
“The only time you realize you have a reputation is when you’re not living...”
РJos̩ Iturbi
“With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation.”
– Edison Haines
“We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.”
– George M. Adams
“This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and...”
“The taxpayer - that’s someone who works for the federal government but...”
– Ronald Reagan
“Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you...”
– Dale Carnegie
“If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.”
– Welsh Proverb
“Looking on the bright side of life will never cause eyestrain.”
–
Zingers
by Croft M. Pentz
He Is Risen
The earth shook with the news. He is not here; He is risen! And in that moment, joy replaced despair, hope pushed past fear, and life conquered death not just that day, but for eternity. We celebrate the resurrection of Christ for what it meant then and what it means for us every day a sacrifice that brings forgiveness, renewal, and peace to any of us who put our faith in Jesus.
“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a...”
– Leo Buscaglia
“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and...”
– Mel Brooks
“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other...”
– Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson, 1894
March 2012
“An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.”
– Lynn Johnston
“The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it...”
– Henry Miller
“Faith is not like gasoline, which runs out as you use it, but like a muscle,...”
–
Zingers
by Croft M. Pentz
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“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead...”
– Frank A. Clark
“To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.”
–
Zingers
by Croft M. Pentz
CA Teacher leaves family and job for 18 year old... →
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This story has so many level of creepiness and shame. Another teacher tarnishes the reputation of teachers everywhere. Another man destroys his marriage vows and his family through adultery. Another young female is failed by her parents in her upbringing. Another young female makes a decision that will blow up on her soon. Another example of sinful people and how they try to justify...
What's Your birth Verse? →
BIRTHVERSE consists of 366 verses chosen from the 66 books of the Bible. Each verse correlates the chapter and verse with its month and day.
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.” “Aw come on...
“Never put a question mark where God puts a period.”
– Zingers by Croft M. Pentz
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